Mr. Shepherd here again! After being married for over 7 months and watching other couples for the past years, something has become very clear. Men and Women do things very very differently...
5 Things Men & Women Do Differently
1. Clean
Men: Make sure everything is off the floor
Women: Ask men to clean something and then follow behind them examining
2. Go to bed
Men: Fall asleep in 2 minutes
Women: Wait till men are asleep and then wake them up to “just talk”
3. Look in the mirror
Men: just make sure they have on clothes
Women: adjust the same piece of hair 30 times and then walk away frustrated
4. Shop
Men: “What’s next on the list?”
Women: “Oh my Gosh! They have a whole section of French Cheeses! We have to get some!”
5. Greet their friends
Guy 1: “What’s going on man?"
Guy 2: “Hey Man”
(End of Greeting)
Girl 1 & 2: “AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!”
(Hugging and Jumping)
Girl 1: “I love what you’ve done with your hair!”
Girl 2: “Thank yyoouuu…I just miss you so much!”
Girl 1 & 2: “KINDRED SPIRITS!!!”
I have only scratched the surface…
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